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  • Offline Pete

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What do you want for christmas?
on: November 25, 2010, 20:47:05 PM
Except for money...

Dear Santa,

Me i wants some socks and books, id be happy with that.
Some Dior stuff would turn me into a screaming metrosexual beast of happiness.
A Tag watch would be nice too, but I dont have any loaded friends :(

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 21:10:07 PM
In ascending order of realistic chance of being begifted:
Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean
50"+ UberVision plasma/LCD TV
Rega Planar 3 turntable
Box of Cuban cigars
Bottle of Jameson 18 Year Old
Crate of Hoegaarden
A cool lastexittonowhere.com T-shirt
Bottle of Jack Daniels
Box of Paynes chocolate brazils
Some money

Id be happy and thankful for any of the bottom three, the rest are very much unlikely!
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  • Offline Mark

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 21:10:16 PM
Id love a bigger turbo

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  • Offline Sam

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 22:25:48 PM
Quote from: Mark
Id love a bigger turbo



thats what she said
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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 23:21:33 PM
my house finished... im on stop atm because of my knee so cant work & have little income.

10-22mm canon lens
28-300mm canon L Lens
canon full frame dslr

all unrealistic ofc :oD
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  • Offline Edd

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What do you want for christmas?
Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 23:30:23 PM
The right euromillions numbers
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  • Offline bear

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: Mark
Id love a bigger turbo



What a surprise :D
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  • Offline matt5cott

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #7 on: November 26, 2010, 10:01:19 AM
A hotter missus, but one who still can do the chores
A faster car



And a book on furthering your potential as a male chauvainstic pig.
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  • Offline Tek_Ed

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #8 on: November 26, 2010, 11:48:35 AM
Dear Santa,

I realise it has been a tough couple of years for you. No doubt the recession has hit lapland hard and Im sure you, as many of us, will have had to make cuts and possibly lay of a few of your elfs, but please dont hold out on providing me with at least some of the following presents this year:

Nissan Skyline GT-R (2nd hand will do, but newest edition only please)
>£10,000 cash
50" LED 3D TV and wall mounting bracket
SAMSUNG HTC9950W 7.1 surround sound
2x La Z Boy recliners in black leather
PS3 320GB Slim w/gran turismo 5, Steering wheel and pedals

Thanks in advance,
Ed

P.S. Cant provide sherry this year, but I will leave you a can of Morrisons lager.
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  • Offline Beaker

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 12:03:37 PM
Dear Santa, I would like (In order of want)

A Newer Car, anything as long as its less than 5 years old, and not Fiat.  
New Laptop, my Sempron is feeling its age, and the netbook was stolen by the wife.  
Blackberry 9800 Torch, because Ive been good and stuck to the same handset for 17 months.  
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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #10 on: November 26, 2010, 14:41:12 PM
12" pianist
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  • Offline Mardoni

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What do you want for christmas?
Reply #11 on: November 26, 2010, 14:44:20 PM
I dont know :s
And this is the problem everyone else is having with me too :/
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  • Offline Eagle

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #12 on: November 26, 2010, 16:29:06 PM
An assault rifle with plenty of ammunition would be nice.  But cocks like Michael Ryan et al put paid to that...
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  • Offline zpyder

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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #13 on: November 26, 2010, 20:43:48 PM
A full time permanent job, not some crappy short term contract limiting me to a few months employment at a time.

If thats too much to ask, a girlfriend.

Still too much? Pair of socks I guess.
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Re:What do you want for christmas?
Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 01:01:41 AM
A new body, one that actually works.

A suitable missus, to go with the new body.

A reasonably well paid job.

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